The following is quotes and sayings and passages that I either found extremely funny, or that I value. Or live by. Or just love.
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Henry: Your blog is wordy. It hurt my head a few sentences in. I can imagine you saying all of this in like 5 seconds too. Makes me chuckle.
The means by which you achieve happiness are just as important as the happiness itself. ~Izak
Nick: Aw I'm sorry..Well,in your dedication,here's a poem:
roses are red
violets are blue
I can't write poetry either so don't feel sad.
:)
Gabe: When you die, can I take you apart and study your internal organs?
We were sitting across the table, and she said "Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia" and I said "hoohhaaww I must marry you."
--John Green, on his first date with Sarah
"I would take a stiletto, cover it in poison, and stab it through her traitorous hoebag heart." -Anonymous
Ty: He's all smart
And his big words
me: Tyyy.
3:04 AM Ty: And I'd be going to google.
me: Tyyyyyyyy.
Ty: define:motherfuckingbigwordgoddamnson. Every four seconds.
Tom Scavo: I'll give up my tennis membership at the club to help pay for everything, and we can make other little sacrifices too. It'll work out.
Lynette Scavo: Well, in that spirit, as soon as I undergo chemo... I'm giving up shampoo.
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And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. --William Shakespeare-Macbeth
Heal the scars from off my back
I don't need them anymore
You can throw them out or keep them in your mason jars
I've come home
All my nightmares escaped my head
Bar the door, please don't let them in
You were never supposed to leave
Now my head's splitting at the seams~ Ben Cooper, Radical Face
In my books I have a lot of characters exiting structures via window awkwardly -- John Green
"What's broken can always be fixed; What's fixed will always be broken." Jens Lekman, Your Arms Around Me
"Start by admitting, from cradle to tomb... Isn't that long a stay." -Cabaret